Mel Brooks, Jennifer Smith, Bryn Dowling, The Producers Ensemble - Opening Night lyrics
[Mel Brooks, Jennifer Smith, Bryn Dowling, The Producers Ensemble - Opening Night lyrics]
Opening night, it's opening night
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking it's final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again he's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
We can't believe it you can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town
We sat there sighing groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this
Max Bialystock has done it again
The songs were rotten the book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster, what a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
(spoken) what a bum!
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking it's final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again he's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
We can't believe it you can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town
We sat there sighing groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this
Max Bialystock has done it again
The songs were rotten the book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster, what a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
(spoken) what a bum!