Non Phixion - The Full Monty lyrics

Crack you like a twig
You're like a faggot rockin a wig
The adopted kid, obnoxious stepchild
Your real mom's a pig
That's how I classify these dumb crabs
A bunch of scumbags
Quick, to pull a gat but look at that
Your gun jams cuntrag
You come in handy when the pussy's bleedin'
But YOU the pussy bleedin right now
But no you ain't dreamin'
Just because we righteous doesn't
Mean we ain't schemin'
How the fuck you think we
Kill devils and slay demons?
You be the type to smoke cats
Who dip they blunts in semen
We hit your wife off
Barely heard that slut screamin
PCP and marijuana had a
Dusty meetin' last evenin'
Oh shit I think your moms beepin'
Word that's her number no doubt
Yo I'mma break out
First I get some Chinese takeout
Then scope Jake out parked on the corner of
Your mother's building, waitin for me
But, I broke out before the story
And those devils never saw me
To my kid Sultan the Shiek, rap freak
Sew all you tricks in heat
We'll crack your meat for bein sweet
Don't even try to sleep
I'm full length, you're a snippet tape
I bend a state but, you trade in Jakes
While your ass inflates, it dictates
What a fag you are
Upper drag stag of Zanzibar
Rockin tennis shorts
A pro at cub sports like Benetar
Fuck a figure four
I lace 'em with a clean and jerk
Smoke a fuckin pound and watch
These cats go berzerk
I terrorize all cities
You bout to feel my work
Mexican cats in shades
Heavy DA'd from planes
Then the bass pumps like Flavor Flav
How? seems on dark days
Federal agents on fatal car chase
Drivin the flatlands until I hit Ralph
Caught the stench in the rotten projects
Bag a left and I'm out

Non Phixion be the Full Monty
Zoo York like Vinnie Ponte
Or Noam Chomsky nah
Fuck it like Phil Bronstein
I'm ill constantly kill with
The velocity of T3
Three years before the movie got out
And Jack Ruby be with the gat out
Gotta give a shout out
Goretex, 10K, engineerin this, steerin this
It's like Columbo
Or William S burroughs drug code
Smell the gunsmoke, you get
Your thumbs broke, like uncut coke
With no clientele to sell it to
Internal revenue
Has made levels to, train out thought
We takin over airports get slain for sport
Poppin champagne corks like Puffy
Non Phixion, vampire slayers like Buffy