Optimus Rhyme - Obey the Moderator lyrics

I agree to accept the following terms
And regulations put forth by
The admnistrators of this community and
Blah blah blah i accept
Hey, listen up newbie
We gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This is my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK?
Cool, I guess that's it man, we’re straight
And if you need something I'll
Be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Trust me man, some of these people just
Can't stand one another
So I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handle
Drop it, I’ll grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no
Way you can stop me
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and
Float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man
Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid
Yeah, yeah, tell 'em about your sig!
My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80 K
There's no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful
But hey it ain't new to me
It can get crazy in this community
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue I'd better walk with
You straight to the FAQs
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
From six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
It's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that
I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every
Last duplicate account
I'm on my way to admin
There's never been a doubt
I see that you are new to the
Community and soon to be
A troubling influence
So you really should be listening
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and
Float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and
Float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man