Optimus Rhyme - Super Shiny Metal lyrics

It's Mr cyberman at your service
I got the tightest band backin' me
Up to make these rappers nervous
The Omega elite, fit robotic physique
Use the power of suggestion
And hypnotic technique
Just to get the crowd congested
See we gotta compete
I'm standing 3 feet deep in
Pages torn from my notebook
And it's been ages since we logged a defeat
My throat took five years
To recover from surgery and now look
Yo it was worth it I
Got these super circuit's synthetic saliva
Biogenetic tongue drivers with inertia
Endurance booster pack implants designed
To hurt ya
I'm upgraded, obligated to alert ya
This entire operation was experimental
Lunatic techs warned me
(this might hurt a little)
I heard the nurses giggle as
They made the cut
An incision straight down the middle
Lucky there's no blood
By the time I woke up my head's spinnin'
Feelin' fuzzy i felt the foreign presence of
A figure full above me
She disconnect the cables just to
Get the pain settled
I love that girl, that nurse had super shiny
That nurse had super shiny metal
Super shiny metal super shiny metal
Super shiny metal
I was entranced by the time I recovered
Every night I dreamt that we
Danced under hospital covers
With bedpans sparkling like stars up above us
My medical condition didn't bother
Either of us i'd wake up wishin' that
I wouldn't be released couldn't be appeased
Didn't care about those doctor's fees
I was shocked to see they
Finally made me leave
Took forty orderlies just to pull
Me from the sleeves, see
And I was in it deep
My heart wounded mortally
I started signing up for surgeries quarterly
Implants, upgrades, anything to see her face
Dealt with the pain 'cause this
Nurse meant more to me, than life
Finally, one day she noticed
I took her to the cafeteria, we shared a soda
We slurped Dr pepper
Then I laughed just a little
Man I love that girl
That nurse had super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
Super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
(Super shiny metal)
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
Super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
(Super shiny metal)
I became addicted to medical procedure
I needed stitches
She'd tell the medics no anesthesia
I learned the nurse's name, Bethany-Alicia
I was enamored, I'd do anything to please
Her we started dating
And things were moving faster
Cohabitating is the plan that I was after
Finally, I asked her, "Baby
Will you marry me?" she said, "No doubt
I'll be with you 'til they bury me"
We tied the knot down in radiology
We danced happily like the Polyphonic Spree
It was meant to be we
Started cranking out the offspring
Bought a dog, then we weren't missing a thing
I thought that I'd retire old
It happened sooner
I handed down my microphone
To little Wheelie Jr he really tears it up
Takes it to that other level
Man I love that kid
That bot's got super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
Super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
(Super shiny metal)
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
Super shiny metal
Super shiny metal, super shiny metal
(Super shiny metal)