Optimus Rhyme - Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track lyrics

Sipping Perrier, playing ping pong
Movin' up the ranks y'all
Hey man, you know there's nothin' wrong
With a late night battle
I always stay prepared
Got my paddle in my backpack
Challenger's beware

With the P-IN-G
Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easy
See we got these regulations for a tournament
ORPPRB, check the document

I'll officiate, your event
Keep it on the level
Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled
Scrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappy
Rock the color commentary
Keep the people happy

It's on the day starts just before dawn


Robot's on the front lawn, giving seminars
On the finer arts like brutal back hand hit's
People linin' up, earnin' new certificates

Check the merchandise
Man Grimmy thought of everything
Sweat bands up to grand champion rings
It means that nobody leaves empty handed
Every last ball on the court's ORPPRB branded

Demand from my sponsors is
Big and getting better
See me at the match in my ping pong sweater
I'm in the locker room
Lifting weights to get strong
Sipping perrier, playing ping pong

Ping Pong step up to the Table ping Pong
Put the ball in play ping Pong
I don't care what you call it
Step up to the table put the ball in play
Ping Pong step up to the Table
Ping Pong put the ball in play
Ping Pong not once have I fallen
Step up to the table put the ball in play

What? Yo
They challenge me? To a sanctioned event?
It went quick with the skunk
Yeah love zero 6 top Spin smashes
Stops them dead in their tracks
You see the way I relax
Is winnin' ping pong matches
Victories are comin' in batches
When I practice, it's back back hand again
Forehand, no return practice sideways spin
The skin on my paddle's kinda floppy
But it don't stop me
I'll win in any condition
While you wishin' that you could scout out
My style and try to copy

I'm in Japan learning secret paddle positions
I'm on a steady diet: sashimi to gohan
I eat with my fingers consult
The master for advice:

You can excel, grasshopper
If you're willing to pay the price
Keep your eyes on the ball
Feel the paddle like a friend
You don't have to have telekinesis
But pretend like you do
Then guide the sphere around the court
And to enter the slow motion so
That time and space distort
Make report with the paddle
Pick pock how it go
Pop lock as you wield and feel the ball flow
Against the countercurrents of the
Motion you make you might mistake it for a
Simple game of angles, but it ain't
Now taint the universe with the
Flavor of your game
Tilt reality around the ball
To shape the lane
Of it's travel, but do not let it unravel
Fate don't return a volley if
It's already too late
It's unfair to your opponent how
You move through air
How you throw away your paddle in
Your back pocket got a spare
How you dared him to serve before
You got in the room how he tried but the net
Cradled each as a womb
Now, assuming that you've got
All my lessons ignored

See me at the Comfort Inn on the World Tour
It's 4 am, I'm eatin' continental breakfast
The competition don't expect this
A new serve from Mr cyberman
An ace is unexpected i'm happy as long as my
Ladder post is protected
Our gear's not the tightest
Is all that we found
That table might wobble but
It don't fall down
I'm in the locker room liftin' weights
Gettin' strong
Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong

Every ball is branded, serve it left handed
ORPPRB, see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don't phase me
It's the just the way that we planned it

Every ball is branded, serve it left handed
ORPPRB, see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don't phase me
It's the just the way that we planned it