Optimus Rhyme - Ping Pong Song lyrics

Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong
Movin' up the ranks ya'll hey man
You know there's nothing wrong with
A late night battle i always stay prepared
My paddle's in my backpack
Challengers beware with the P I N G
Volley for the serve hit it nice and easy
See, we got these regulations
For a tournament oRPPRB, check the document
I'll officiate your event
Keep it on the level
Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled
Scrutinize the nets keep 'em
Taught and snappy rock the color commentary
Keep the people happy
It's on the day starts just before dawn
Brobot's on the front lawn givin'
Seminars on the finer arts
Like brutal backhand hit's
People line up earnin' new certificates
Check the merchandise
Man Grimmy thought of everything
Sweatbands up to grand champion rings
That means that nobody leaves empty handed
Every last ball on the court's ORPPRB branded
Demand from my sponsors is
Big and gettin' better
See me at the match in my ping-pong sweater
In the locker room lifting
Weights to get strong
Sippin' Perrier playin' ping pong

What? Yo they challenged me?
To a sanctioned event?
Tt went quick with the
Skunk yeah love-zero-six top spin smashin'
Stops em dead in their tracks
You see the way i relax
Is winning ping pong matches
Victories are comin' in batches
When i practice
It's backhand, backhand again
Forehand, no return practice sideways spin
The skin on my paddle's kind of floppy
But it don't stop me
I'll win in any condition
While you're wishin' you could scout out
My style and try to copy
I'm in japan learning secret paddle positions
I'm on a steady diet (sashimi to gohan)
I eat with my fingers
Consult the master for advice
The first rule of ping pong: know the score
Never stop playing til the
Ball hit's the floor
See me at the comfort inn on the world tour
It's 4 am I'm eating continental breakfast
The competition don't expect this
A new serve for MrCyberman
An ace is quite effective
I'm happy as long as my
Ladder post is protected
Our gear's not the tightest
It's all that we found
The table might wobble but it don't fall down
I'm in the locker room liftin'
Weights to get strong
Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong

Every ball is branded serve it left handed
ORPPRB see the label and demand it
It can get kind of crazy you understand it
It don't phase me it's just the
Way that we planned it