Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day, Barrett Doss , Andy Karl - Day Two lyrics

Who is that? Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows

Springer of the spring come on

Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?

Kinda both

But not quite either!

That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers, it’s

Groundhog Day!

We’re here live from Gobbler’s
Knob talking about everything!

Idiots

The weather

Temperature

You’re playing yesterday’s tape

The weather

It's just nuts!

Totally wacky!

There’s nothing more depressing than-

February 2nd

I mean what could be crazier
Than groundhogs in February?

By the way, that’s a great hat you’re wearing

Thanks! I made it myself

Good morning, this is your wake up call

I didn’t set a wake up call

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundho-

There’s talk of a blizzard
How cold would you say it is?

How many days is this holiday?

Oh, I’m no good at science haha

You know, you lose up to eighty percent of
Your body heat through your head?

Blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah
You’re so fired

Have a good education?

Punxsutawney High!

Gooooo Chucks!

Go Penn State!

Oh, I’m still hungover

God damn amateurs

But right now
The question on everyone’s lips

Chapped lips

Do you think Phil will see his shadow?

Yes he did

What’s your prediction?

I predict your unemployment

I predict a whole day of celebration!

There’s nothing more depressing than
Small towns

People come back year after year

Tiny minds i’ll tell Larry
To take the 210 via Beyer and Keystone Lake
If we hurry
I’ll be drinking decent coffee by nine
Or even half past eight
And never again will I wake in the morning in
Punx

Punxsutawney

Ba da-bup-bup ba

Suck my balls, I’m out!

Punxsutawney pennsylvania uSA aaaa-a ah

Okay one: I’m still sleeping and this
I’m just dreaming it
Two: it’s a prank and everyone’s in on it
Three: it’s a flashback from when
I was twenty and
Ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman
Four: it’s some kind of reality show about
Forecasters, bad bed and breakfasts, and snow
Five: I’ve had a stroke and lost my memory
Of the year since last Groundhog Day
Come on, Phil, wake up get it together
It must be the weather

It must be the stress

Punxsutawney is a little town
With a heart as big as any town

As any small town in the USA
And there is no town greater than
Punxsutawney on Groundhog groundhog
Groundhog

Who is that? Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows springer of the spring
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?

Kinda both but not quite either!

All the meteorologists
The world has ever known
Cannot match this little guy’s uncanny skill
We can guess but we won’t know
If we should dress for sun or snow
Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil

I’m going back to bed!

February 2nd first remote broadcast
GHD in Punx, PA working with Phil Connors
They all told me he would be an asshole
And he is
I mean he acts kinda asshole-ish still
I think he might be mentally ill

Tomorrow spring will come, and then
There will be blue skies, my friend
Bright eyes and laughter

Unexpected weather
Seems we’re staying here for another night

Tomorrow there will be sun
And if not tomorrow, perhaps the day aaa-