Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day, Barrett Doss , Andy Karl - Day Two lyrics
[Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day, Barrett Doss , Andy Karl - Day Two lyrics]
Who is that? Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows
Springer of the spring come on
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
Kinda both
But not quite either!
That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers, it’s
Groundhog Day!
We’re here live from Gobbler’s
Knob talking about everything!
Idiots
The weather
Temperature
You’re playing yesterday’s tape
The weather
It's just nuts!
Totally wacky!
There’s nothing more depressing than-
February 2nd
I mean what could be crazier
Than groundhogs in February?
By the way, that’s a great hat you’re wearing
Thanks! I made it myself
Good morning, this is your wake up call
I didn’t set a wake up call
Happy Groundhog Day!
Happy Groundho-
There’s talk of a blizzard
How cold would you say it is?
How many days is this holiday?
Oh, I’m no good at science haha
You know, you lose up to eighty percent of
Your body heat through your head?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah
You’re so fired
Have a good education?
Punxsutawney High!
Gooooo Chucks!
Go Penn State!
Oh, I’m still hungover
God damn amateurs
But right now
The question on everyone’s lips
Chapped lips
Do you think Phil will see his shadow?
Yes he did
What’s your prediction?
I predict your unemployment
I predict a whole day of celebration!
There’s nothing more depressing than
Small towns
People come back year after year
Tiny minds i’ll tell Larry
To take the 210 via Beyer and Keystone Lake
If we hurry
I’ll be drinking decent coffee by nine
Or even half past eight
And never again will I wake in the morning in
Punx
Punxsutawney
Ba da-bup-bup ba
Suck my balls, I’m out!
Punxsutawney pennsylvania uSA aaaa-a ah
Okay one: I’m still sleeping and this
I’m just dreaming it
Two: it’s a prank and everyone’s in on it
Three: it’s a flashback from when
I was twenty and
Ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman
Four: it’s some kind of reality show about
Forecasters, bad bed and breakfasts, and snow
Five: I’ve had a stroke and lost my memory
Of the year since last Groundhog Day
Come on, Phil, wake up get it together
It must be the weather
It must be the stress
Punxsutawney is a little town
With a heart as big as any town
As any small town in the USA
And there is no town greater than
Punxsutawney on Groundhog groundhog
Groundhog
Who is that? Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows springer of the spring
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
Kinda both but not quite either!
All the meteorologists
The world has ever known
Cannot match this little guy’s uncanny skill
We can guess but we won’t know
If we should dress for sun or snow
Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil
I’m going back to bed!
February 2nd first remote broadcast
GHD in Punx, PA working with Phil Connors
They all told me he would be an asshole
And he is
I mean he acts kinda asshole-ish still
I think he might be mentally ill
Tomorrow spring will come, and then
There will be blue skies, my friend
Bright eyes and laughter
Unexpected weather
Seems we’re staying here for another night
Tomorrow there will be sun
And if not tomorrow, perhaps the day aaa-
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows
Springer of the spring come on
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
Kinda both
But not quite either!
That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers, it’s
Groundhog Day!
We’re here live from Gobbler’s
Knob talking about everything!
Idiots
The weather
Temperature
You’re playing yesterday’s tape
The weather
It's just nuts!
Totally wacky!
There’s nothing more depressing than-
February 2nd
I mean what could be crazier
Than groundhogs in February?
By the way, that’s a great hat you’re wearing
Thanks! I made it myself
Good morning, this is your wake up call
I didn’t set a wake up call
Happy Groundhog Day!
Happy Groundho-
There’s talk of a blizzard
How cold would you say it is?
How many days is this holiday?
Oh, I’m no good at science haha
You know, you lose up to eighty percent of
Your body heat through your head?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah
You’re so fired
Have a good education?
Punxsutawney High!
Gooooo Chucks!
Go Penn State!
Oh, I’m still hungover
God damn amateurs
But right now
The question on everyone’s lips
Chapped lips
Do you think Phil will see his shadow?
Yes he did
What’s your prediction?
I predict your unemployment
I predict a whole day of celebration!
There’s nothing more depressing than
Small towns
People come back year after year
Tiny minds i’ll tell Larry
To take the 210 via Beyer and Keystone Lake
If we hurry
I’ll be drinking decent coffee by nine
Or even half past eight
And never again will I wake in the morning in
Punx
Punxsutawney
Ba da-bup-bup ba
Suck my balls, I’m out!
Punxsutawney pennsylvania uSA aaaa-a ah
Okay one: I’m still sleeping and this
I’m just dreaming it
Two: it’s a prank and everyone’s in on it
Three: it’s a flashback from when
I was twenty and
Ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman
Four: it’s some kind of reality show about
Forecasters, bad bed and breakfasts, and snow
Five: I’ve had a stroke and lost my memory
Of the year since last Groundhog Day
Come on, Phil, wake up get it together
It must be the weather
It must be the stress
Punxsutawney is a little town
With a heart as big as any town
As any small town in the USA
And there is no town greater than
Punxsutawney on Groundhog groundhog
Groundhog
Who is that? Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we
Won’t see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows springer of the spring
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
Kinda both but not quite either!
All the meteorologists
The world has ever known
Cannot match this little guy’s uncanny skill
We can guess but we won’t know
If we should dress for sun or snow
Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil
I’m going back to bed!
February 2nd first remote broadcast
GHD in Punx, PA working with Phil Connors
They all told me he would be an asshole
And he is
I mean he acts kinda asshole-ish still
I think he might be mentally ill
Tomorrow spring will come, and then
There will be blue skies, my friend
Bright eyes and laughter
Unexpected weather
Seems we’re staying here for another night
Tomorrow there will be sun
And if not tomorrow, perhaps the day aaa-