Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day, Andy Karl - Nobody Cares lyrics

I wake up hungover, I go to bed smashed
Like an alcoholic hamster
On one of them little wheely things
Every evening, the same
Every morning, the pain
I start drinking at ten
And by noon I'm not feeling things
And nobody cares what I'm talking about

Oh, shit, I just gone thrown up in my mouth

Just swallow it, man just swallow it
Your opinions or your vomit
Either way, they don't want it

And I think I had a point there
But the point is, it don't matter cos it's
Pointless having points anyway

Cos nobody cares what I say
Nobody cares what I do
What's the point of bothering
If no one else is bothered?
I was born in this town

What's your point?

What is your pointless having
Points anyway

Nobody cares what I say
Nobody cares what I do

No one else is bothered born in this town
And I'm gonna die here too

I wake with a headache i take a piss
I often miss
I often get a little bit on the floor

I eat a piece of toast that I found toasted
In the toaster then I goes ta
Get my jacket by the rack by the back door

And then I get into my
Truck and drive a block
To Ralphie's shop, it's always shut
I pick him up and drive us up
To Running Rock and shoot some cans
And crack some cans and
Shoot the breeze about
The weather or a sports team or a car
And after that, the bar
Nobody cares what I say
Nobody cares what I do

What's the point of bothering

If no one else is bothered?
I was born in this town
And I'm gonna die here too

I wake with a headache I take a piss
I often miss I often get a
Little bit on the floor
I sometimes try to clean the mess
I makes from my mistakes
But for who's sake am I making
All this effing effort for? I wake up each

Morning to the same damn day
There seems to be jack shit that
I can do or say
I got no voice, I got no vote, I got no way
To change a God damn thing

I think that's the pigs!

Who gives a fig?

Nobody cares what I do
Nobody cares if I'm alive
Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential

Yee ha, let's drive!

Nobody cares what I say

Nobody cares what I say
Nobody gives a flyin' f–

Utterly un-instrumental
No insurance, no intent

Well actually, I've got dental

Ok, well that's nice

And I'm not sure what the point is
But the point is, it don't matter
Point is it don't matter cos

Nobody cares what I do
Nobody cares if I'm alive
Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential

And I'm not sure what the point is
But the point is, it don't matter
Not sure what the point is
Point is it don't matter, cos

Nobody cares what I do

Nobody cares what I do
Nobody gives a flyin' f–

Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential

Utterly repercussion-free!

Though, arguably, not for that tree

I think I pooped my dungaree

No consequence at all