The Beatnuts, Patrick Blazy - Story 2000 letra de (lyrics)

Hey Fellaz! Can I get a soul clap?
Hey ladies! Can I slap that lower back?
Let the beat drop!

Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook
Shakin that ass
She don't mind if we all look
It's all good
Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya wanna strip
Throw a dolla at ya

Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown
Lookin like she needed a good fkdown
I was like damn momma you like ecstasy
Like James Brown I wanna get in
To it like a sex machine
I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do
She said"oh yeah ain't you that
Kid from the yuuuuuu!"
I said yeah! As I bit my lips
Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tit's
I was like by the way Whats your name?
(she says) Mary Chacohn
She knew I was a dog that
Liked to bury the dong (the bone)
Well thats cool
Just like I knew she was a BK hoe
That was only down for a TKO
AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass
She was like "shit! the least you
Could do is say please!")
I said heres my map
And the flyer wheres my shows at
She tried to get me back for touchin
Her ass and squeezed the bozak
I was like WHOA!momma I caught the steel wood
But she whispered in my ear
Poppy that feels good
She asked Can I have it tonight?
Yeah before 11, She was like
For sure my nigga round 7

Brrrriiinnnggg!!
So she gave me call around 7: 00
She said Patrick I really need
Some of your cock!
I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!
I told her I gotta long
Solami and thats no bologna
So she came to my crib started
My mind in the penis
I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis
I had her coochy juicy she had my head gooey
When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said
CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!
Thats all you heard when I pushed it
The phsycho's no joke and Thats no bullshit
I made her come like niagra falls
Bam! Bam! Bam! With my viagra balls
Its like that baby
She scratched my back crazy
Who stroked that ass to sleep
My nigga Pat Blazy she said
This was a true story
But the names have been changed
To protect the innocent