Ren - 1990s lyrics

"Ren!" "What?"
"Get off MSN Messanger!"
"Just give me ten minutes!"
"I need to use the phone"
"Oh, hang on, I'm just finishin'"
"No, come off, noooww!"

As a 10-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool
I wasn't shooting any b ball
Outside of the school
I was shooting old people with my potato gun
Throwing water bombs at cars and
Playing knock door run
A ten-year-old terrorist
Armed with an arsenal of 6 eggs and
A super soaker filled with piss
Just a little kid though
Never meant any harm
Now I see kids with knives twice
The size of their arms they're like "Blud
I'm gonna cause you damage"
Man, what's wrong with you!
You're only 10
Go on play some Dungeons and Dragons
At your age I was catching frisbees
Not chlamydia
My very favorite artist was 'X
Gon give it to ya!"
Okay, I lied i was listening to Five
And "I'm blue
Daba dee daba die" but that's alright
I'm just a regular, every day type of guy
From the very best decade on this earth!

1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way
No i played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills
Yeah they're crazy!
And if you wanna play Tekken 2
I'll put you away

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born
In the 90's, the 90's, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was
Born in the 90's, the 90's

Rihanna, babe I'm sorry I wasn't that rude
But I can solve a Rubik's
Cube in only 15 moves (braap)
I'm a rude boy, boy, I could get it up
And it's all Geri Halliwell
It's like it was stuck up
Got a Tamagotchi, tama-got-me hooked
And got a Pokemon card, and
It's a shiny one, look!
I was chilling with my homeboys, playing pogs
Mad skills on my yo yo, walking the dog
And on Sim-City, I'm God
Flashing shoes when I jog
I'm playing frogger, jump the log
I cross the road with the frog
And I was feared at my school
I was well hard
You don't fuck with a kid with a Charizard!

1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way
No i played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills
Yeah they're crazy!
What? You wanna play Gran
Turismo? Bring it mate

Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born
In the 90's, the 90's, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was
Born in the 90's, the 90's
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born
In the 90's, the 90's, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was
Born in the 90's, the 90's

Eating sugar pussypuffys, but watching Buffy
Backflipping puppy
I'm feeling lucky, stack Monopoly money
Honey i'm saved by the bell
Love it like Kenan & Kel
Love it and, "Who loves orange soda"
Bring it back to the 90's baby
I got the power ranger
Flashing lights on my trainers
Plastic light saber damn tomb raider
Wanna raid your womb properly
Hold on a second
Here's my 6 inch floppy disk (hee hee)
I'm the fastest at
A megabyte an hour, on my dial-up modem
That's quick, yeah! The fastest on my street
Put a bowl on my head
I shaved the sides off, sweet!
Gola on my feet, Puma on my jumper
Yeah I know fashion, on my tape playing
Spice girls out! I know what it's about
2 becomes 1, I played that proud
I played that loud, I'm a zig a zig, ahh
With my furby, playing Kirby
On my blow up couch
So keep your iPhone, I'm a Nokia baby
199 to the 0, the year that my mommy made me