Sidemen, Jme - Christmas Drillings lyrics

It sounds like Nyge

Yeah, Christmas party, Christmas knees up
Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (Dead)
Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
It's fuckin' October, why is your tree up?
(What?) been wrappin' them gifts in cunch
Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT, OT)
Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
Tryna make man spend his re-up (What?)
Three in the morning, man can't sleep
(Pricks)
My neighbours lighting up the whole street
(Pricks)
NPower, SSE, EON, EDF Energy (Chit-chat)
Them man there raking in the Ps (Trust)
Dumb consumers still can't see
Mummy's trying to make ends meet
Christmas extortion, Christmas greed

Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle
When you hear this festive jingle
This one's drill, not pop likе Pringle
You can get wrapped up, no Kris Kringlе
See, it's Christmas and you
Don't wanna miss this
Don't need lights 'cause we're
Bringing the litness
So you're better off hidin' your missus
'cause I'm top of her wishlist
Santa's sleigh, I might jack that
Christmas presents, I stack that
Mrs claus got a fat back
So I might have to tap that
Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride
(Santa's ride) if the elves try run up
On bro, then it's beef, so I have to slide
(Have to slide)

Christmas drillings, make a killin' (Killin')
We got them children cryin' now
That Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
(Ain't no, ain't no)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Spending all your P
Don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
(Ayy, ain't no presents, ain't no presents)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ooh ooh oh

It's the one, two, three
Man'll cut down your Christmas tree
Gonna take this flow out in the
Snow, back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh
Him and his elves might pass away
Run 'em all over with his sled
Out in Lapland, snow turned red
He's dead (He's dead, he's dead)
Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
End of his presence, I plead the fifth
Body is stiff (Jeez, huh)

Yeah, Merry Christmas
See man jacking presents (All of them)
Fuck your life, this ain't Evanescence
Man don't want socks, man don't want Crocs
Man tryna grab your mum bend her over
Slide in just to show them
How I stuff that turkey (Jeez)
Primed up
(What?) , all my opps get banged up (What?)
Sit man down with a one-two piece
And I push-up to win with hands up (Shut up)
And I come to Christmas wavy
Priced up but I'm not Katie
Solo man but I'm not Stacey
I'm the man, but I'm no baby

Christmas drillings, make a killin' (Killin')
We got them children cryin' now
That Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
(Ain't no, ain't no)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Spending all your P
Don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
(Ayy, ain't no presents, Ain't no presents)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ooh ooh oh