Sidemen, Lay-Z, Jme - Merry Merry Christmas lyrics

Started as a dream and a wishlist
To be the coolest geek in the business
Presents for the nephews and nieces
Now it's back to mum and
Dad's for the feasting

Singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present
That's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry

See, in Christmas time, I get #MERKY (Merky)
Moving like Mike with my Christmas turkey
(Bakaw) harry got the snow
Jamie got the flow (What?)
Shakka on the beat kSI got teats (Teats)
Why the hell you bulkin' up
For Christmas? Look at you (Fatty)
Dumb KSI got stuck in the chimney chute
(Fatty) we got Christmas on the beat
Santa in the sheets
It's not my fault Mrs claus wants the D
(Trust)

Mrs claus, Ethan's got her on all fours
None of your wives are safe
Disrespect and he'll pull yours
S-X, "Mr top 10", yeah, round of applause
Change style, rudeboy, Jme is just all shorts
(All shorts) before, war, are you all sure?
Man's a ryzen threadripper
You're Pentium Dual Core
Rock jaws, sleep, snore on the cold floor
While you drown in the war
Man will just row to the shore

Merry Christmas, KSI, you silly buffoon
Yeah, you've got a top 10
But you're the worst on the tune
You can't multiply and you can't do division
Pipe down, you only won a split decision
I'll be coming at you
With some Christmas banter
I heard Tobjizzle got nonced by Santa
(Nonced)
I took a look at Zerkaa's Christmas list
Can you imagine my surprise when
I saw it said "kids"
All the cousins 'round for Christmas dinner
Enjoying life
And Vik's trying to pick one out
To be his next wife
Happy holiday, Simon, my old chum
The only turkey getting stuffed this
Year is your mum! (Haha, your mum)

Jingle bells, Simon smells
Josh is a eedyat, Tobi's a wasteman, JJ, no
We don't take no Ls
S-X, "Mr top 10", you man tried it
But you all failed
You man are shit, I'm bringing in Vik
Man are gonna elbow drop some elves

See, we're all young guys
Got Christmases to come
And you're just OAPs
Might not make the next one
Me and Behz on PUBG getting chicken dinner
But your boy slim Simon's
Just getting thinner
Yeah, Rudolph's nose is red
And Harry's is white
We're waiting on an upload
But he's high as a kite (High as a kite)
Yeah, he's up there
Do a quick flyby, Santa's chair
Stone Cold stun a man in mid-air
Take a few boxes, it's not fair
But we don't care

We're still singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present
That's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present
That's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas