Steel Panther - 17 Girls in a Row lyrics
[Steel Panther - 17 Girls in a Row lyrics]
And 10 of them gave me head
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill
To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys
They flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I fucked seventeen seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe
I banged 17 girls in the grocery
Store and never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3
And some poop in
The produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in
The band they said motherfucker
You're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw
They're all so jealous 'cause
They know it's true
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
Seventeen girls in a row seventeen girls
I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
I fucked 17 girls at the
Trailer park down in Memphis, tennessee
I whipped out my dick and
They got on their knees
Like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am
Then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go
But when we get there I'm pretty
Sure the Devil will know
I fucked seventeen seventeen girls in a row
Sweet, young, juicy pussy
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I fucked seventeen girls in a row