Steel Panther - Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is lyrics

Ow!
Oh, let's go!

The ladies say I've got a roll of dimes
All I know is it's a real good time
Not enough to make you rich
But it'll help you scratch that itch
You have created a roll of nickels
The situation sure is a pickle
Your pretty lips they look so fine
Let's lick the nickels and make them shine

Put my money where your mouth is baby
Stocks are so risky so
Put my money where your mouth is honey
And no one understands crypto
Put my money where your mouth is

Yeah!

I need a safe place to put my dough
Preferably a place where it can grow
I wonder what Warren Buffett would say
If I stuck it in a Hathaway
I like your assets I think you know
My wad of cash is about to blow
You know those nickels you made so shiny?
Let's deposit them into your hiney

Put my money where your mouth is baby
I'm so tired of the day trade
Put my money where your mouth is honey
I just wanna get lay laid
Put my money where your mouth is

Oh!
Ah Ha!
Yeah!

Baby it's a bear market
So back that asset up and park it
I don't want you diggin' ditches
You should be smothered in my riches

Put my money where your mouth is baby
Put my money where your mouth is mama
Put my money where your mouth is woman
Put my money where your mouth is

Put it in your mouth