Steel Panther - Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight) lyrics

1 am on a Saturday night
Looking for some gash... preferably tight
Open up the tinder, I got no matches
But there's plenty of fish in the sea with plenty of snatches

There's a tasty little beaver I'm gonna get on
Gonna be fucking before the dawn

Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
It's never too late to get some pussy tonight

Sunday morning is coming in hot
Met a girl with a missing leg and I bought her a shot
She asked me to touch her stump and I wasn't shy
But she ended up leaving the bar with another guy

Gonna find a girl with both her legs
Steel Panther's gonna fertilize her eggs

Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
It's never too late, it's never too late
It's never too late, it's never too late
It's never too late to get some pussy tonight

Don't give up
You still have time
To find some ugly hookers and some cocaine lines

Flying on x, sun's about to rise
Thinking bout getting a handy from one of the guys
Or heating up some apple pie... Maybe that's my date?
Then I remembered words of wisdom from Stix, it's never too late

Now Spyder's on the bass 'cause Lexxi's gone
But it doesn't mean we can't still fuck his mom!

Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight
It's never too late, it's never too late
It's never too late, it's never too late
It's never too late to get some pussy tonight

Gotta get it tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight