Steel Panther - Always Gonna Be a Ho lyrics

I fell in love with someone sweet and pure
But you became the world's biggest whore
I went away for a few weeks or more
You fucked more dudes than I
Fucked girls on the tour how can it be?
You got me beat
I'm not the only one who loves to cheat

Doesn't matter what ya do or where ya go
You're always gonna be a ho oh!
Don't care where ya live or who ya know
You're always gonna be a ho ohhhhh!

I never knew I could feel quite so sick
I Kissed your mouth and tasted Satchel's dick
I ran away, went to my Grandpa's farm
I saw your name tattooed on my Grandpa's arm
Is there no man you haven't laid?
Has your vagina never seen the shade?

Doesn't matter what ya do or where ya go
You're always gonna be a ho oh!
Don't care if your Dad is Russell Crowe
You're always gonna be a ho ohhhhh!

This could be our love's biggest test
Baby I don't care if your a ho
Just tell me I'm the best

Doesn't matter if you're hot
Doesn't matter if your cold
Doesn't matter if you got your
Vagina plated in gold
Doesn't matter if you live so
Long you're covered in mold
You're always gonna be a ho
It's a truth, so I am told

Doesn't matter what ya do or where ya go
You're always gonna be a ho oh!
You're always gonna rub my dick
And it's gonna grow
You're always gonna be a ho ohhhhh!

You're my favorite garden tool
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool
You're a ho you're a fuckin' ho