Steel Panther - B.V.S. lyrics
[Steel Panther - B.V.S. lyrics]
Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming
A common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are
Never easy to please
If you poke someone with BVS there's
Not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with
An Oscar Meyer wiener or two
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
Gonna do my best
To rid the whole world of motherfucking BVS
BVS is a bit like shooting
Hoops with a tennis ball
It's easy to get it in there
But it doesn't satisfy at all
Well I do my best to make 'em cum
But my cock won't do the trick
And I got a full five inches
In other words, a massive dick, yeah
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
I'm gonna pass that test
Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous BVS
BBS is different
That's when your tit's get super fat
But most guys that I talk to say
They got no problem with that, no sood man
Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke
It's a pandemic of massive proportions
Affecting every girl I poke
If a man like me can't make you
Cum with my massive piece of meat
Chances are you got BVS girl
And that's the thing that we gotta beat
Gotta beat that fuckin meat
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts
But the problem is that goddamn BVS BVS
A common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are
Never easy to please
If you poke someone with BVS there's
Not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with
An Oscar Meyer wiener or two
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
Gonna do my best
To rid the whole world of motherfucking BVS
BVS is a bit like shooting
Hoops with a tennis ball
It's easy to get it in there
But it doesn't satisfy at all
Well I do my best to make 'em cum
But my cock won't do the trick
And I got a full five inches
In other words, a massive dick, yeah
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
I'm gonna pass that test
Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous BVS
BBS is different
That's when your tit's get super fat
But most guys that I talk to say
They got no problem with that, no sood man
Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke
It's a pandemic of massive proportions
Affecting every girl I poke
If a man like me can't make you
Cum with my massive piece of meat
Chances are you got BVS girl
And that's the thing that we gotta beat
Gotta beat that fuckin meat
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of BVS
Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts
But the problem is that goddamn BVS BVS