Steel Panther - Critter lyrics

If you love your lady then
Here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you
Then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll
Drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and
Stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight

If you're at the strip joint
Hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just
Look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and
Treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause
Strippers have low self esteem

Then you can hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie tube

Don't be retarded
You've gotta listen to my song
(to this song) don't be afraid to get some
Peanuts on your dong hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter

Treat her like a critter fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass ooh yeah yeah yeah