Steel Panther - Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’ lyrics

Woah! Woah!

I went down on her last night
From what I understand baby, that’s alright
I didn’t screw her that’s the truth
But I ate that vagina through and through

She rocked my stick and I blew my load
But right after, honey, I came home
I love you better than all the rest
But eating out weekly, I can’t resist

So if you wanna come with me
I’ll show you what I mean

Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about
Eatin’, I ain’t cheatin’
You should know that suckin’ ain’t fuckin’
Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’

Now I’m just a man in a band
I’m eatin’ out the bitches as fast as I can
Licky clitty clitty, tonguin’ that twat
It’s finger-lickin’ good
Baby why should I stop?

If you wanna have a seat
I’ll clear a place on my face, yeah

Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
I’m backstage only usin’ my mouth
Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
Baby, munchin’s just lunchin’, yeah

Uh, mmm yeah now licky

It doesn’t make me unfaithful
Unless I’m laying down the cable ahahahhhhh!

Eatin’, I ain’t cheatin’
You should know that suckin’ ain’t fuckin’
Eatin’, I ain’t cheatin’
I’m tellin’ all the girls around the world

Eatin’ eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
Eatin’ eatin’ ain’t cheatin’