Steel Panther - Gangbang at the Old Folks Home lyrics

Oh yeah uh, sexy
Oh yeah

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang

The place was packed with
Wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she
Pulled out a gun she said we'll pay you for
The pizza when we're done

It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind
Of making me sick
Till someone spit out their dentures
And started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really
Been round the block
I got a rim job from one
While she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I
Dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds
Later I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my
Ass so I twisted
My nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a
Butthole till somebody said that
Ain't no way to show respect for the dead

Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah