Steel Panther - Handicapped Slut lyrics

[Steel Panther - Handicapped Slut lyrics]

She's got bitching blonde hair
And big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs
Crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged
Her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and
I was ready to score (I got lucky)

(She's my) She's my handicapped
Slut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in
Her crack, She's my) She's my handicapped
Slut (Hot dog)

I like to bounce her on the bed
Wrap her legs around her head
Our's always ready to play
I tie her up with rubber bands


Dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away

I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid
Disabled bitches still really want
To get laid (You're gonna love it)

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(Her computer does the talkin')
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(It's like fucking Stephen Hawking)

My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest in the hall

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(Ya ye ye yeah)

Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is fucking killing for sex

Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps

(Are you ready for some lovin'
Baby? Here comes some sunshine)

(Whoo hoo hoo hoo!)

(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah!)

(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha!)

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(Just what I need, yeah)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh
Fuck yeah)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut

I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin'
She's a-rollin' rollin' rollin' always
Fuckin' rollin'

(She's my) Handicapped slut

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