Steel Panther - I Like Drugs lyrics

Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well I'll admit, it would've been funny
But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money

I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when I'm really
Really high on blow
I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!

I like drugs but the don't like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs, I like drugs
I like drugs but they don't like me
I was pounding some bitch the other night
Rolling on E man, feeling alright

When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a
Face that looked like Shrek
I get high, that ain't no lie
But I can't afford another friggin DUI

Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
I was gonna
But then you said you were buying
I like drugs but the don't like me
It's always better, when they're free!

I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs
But they don't like me no they don't!
Don't try and stop me
I can't be saved oh yeah
If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved
Can you necro feel-it!

Aaahhh yeah i Like Drugs
I do it when I'm chillin' aaahhh yeah
I like drugs
I've even snorted penicillin ahhh come
On! come on! come on!

If I can crush it - It goes up my nose
If it's smack I'll shoot it
In between my toes
How old am I? Nobody knows!
My surgeon is my dealer so
My age never shows!
Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack
Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back!

I like drugs but the don't like me
I like drugs but the don't like me
I'm driving right now to the next party
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs
But they don't like me!

Oh shit, i'm getting pulled over again
Ah I better chug these beers
Where's those pills?
Sir do you realize you were going
25mph on the freeway back there?
Well what's the fucking
Speed limit? 15 mph? Cop: Smart Ass!
Sir do you have any Warrants?
I got their first CD
But you can't have it! Later!
I got a 5150 on a 2112
I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro
Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth
Scratch that
More like a skinny version of Vince Neil!

You can't catch me 'cause I am too fast

"Hey man, get me free, dude"
You thought I said "three"
I thought I said "two" da'fuck's goin' on
Stop it man da'fuck
Ey, where is my bong, dude fuck