Steel Panther - In the Future lyrics
[Steel Panther - In the Future lyrics]
Somewhere out in Megaspace
The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula
In order to continue breeding
After removal from the Universe
Their last remaining enemy, men
Created the PIL -
Penile Impregnation Lingumbot
Rezark SP - a prototype PIL
Accidentally launched into chrono-space
During the hyperfiber wars
Has programmed a self-replicating evo-loop
And drifts for a kilo-year
Alone and sentient in
A tele-operative trajectory
Above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth
Lowering his astrogate to Planet
Three-S, Rezark SP, the last
Surviving Chrononaut
Has a bad case of bluballsium
And one thing on his hydro-mind: Pussy!