Steel Panther - Party All Day lyrics

When I was only three my mom said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen i boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night and partyall day

(Check it out) now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three freakin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night and partyall day

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey hey hey!
Fuck all night and partyall day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah, dude