Steel Panther - Red Headed Step Child lyrics

Alright here we go

You caught my attention when you walked away
After kicking my balls saying I was gay
Blowing your rape whistle
Spraying me with mace baby my emasculation
Was my saving grace

My big fat erection well it was on display
I was wearing spandex on that particular day
It was a moving target
But you have my aim, uh
Now I'm in love with you
And you're the one to blame

Defile me more than ever before
You make me feel just like
The filth on the floor
Pinch on my nipples, you're driving me wild
Come on and treat me like
A red headed step child
Like a red headed step child

Yeah that's the way I like it

Hit me with the taser
Watch me writhe in pain
Blaze me with your laser
Cut my skull and poke my brain

I need you now, love me till it hurts
Jab my appendix till it ruptures and squirts
Fist fuck my butt hole
You're driving me wild
Come on and beat me like
A red headed step child

Oooh, yeaaah, uuhh!