Steel Panther - Sexy Santa lyrics

[Steel Panther - Sexy Santa lyrics]

Ho ho ho ho ho!

Santa's gettin' ripped and he's
Lost some weight he's on a low-carb diet
And he's lookin' great
He's got a sack full of
Rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year
He works at Chippendale's

Sexy sexy Santa he's got a bitchin' sled and
Some rock hard abs sexy sexy Santa
He knows you've naughty 'cause
He's keepin' tabs

In the back of his sleigh
He's got some hoe hoe hoe's
They're lickin' eggnog drippin'
From his firehose


He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah, you can see his North Pole
If you look at his pants-a
He's got a bitchin' red suit
And he's totally buff
He'll come to your house if you
Got a stocking to stuff

Sexy sexy Santa
He's kissin' girls under the camel toe
He's sexy sexy Santa the elves are all horny
And they're snortin' blow sexy sexy Santa
It's the UK, USA, Brazil, and Japan
Sexy sexy Santa
Makin' love to every Christmas-lovin'
Woman and man suck it!

Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here's your log - it's a chubby eleven inches
Naked on his reindeer pounding on booze
Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews
He's got a calendar but only
One day has an "X"
That leaves three hundred and
Sixty-four days for sex

Sexy sexy Santa
More cushion for the pushin' don't
Apply to him now there goes sexy sexy Santa
He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Here goes sexy sexy Santa
Get 'em riled up so they get free crap

Wow! Oh, little girl
You wanna get a little Christmas
Inside of you tonight?

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