Steel Panther - The Shocker lyrics

Are you ready baby? Wooh, ah yeah

Extra Extra, read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new
Now If you're having trouble
Just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you

It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream

You better lube it up 'cause it's
Easier to get it deeper in
In her hole till she screams

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who's
Been using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown

When ya do too much booger sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
And spread the shocker all across the land

Its time to raise your hands and salute
The movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this at school
So pay attention here

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker

You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker

You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah
Here it comes!

Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker

Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too