Steel Panther - The Shocker lyrics
[Steel Panther - The Shocker lyrics]
Are you ready baby? Wooh, ah yeah
Extra Extra, read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new
Now If you're having trouble
Just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up 'cause it's
Easier to get it deeper in
In her hole till she screams
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who's
Been using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown
When ya do too much booger sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
And spread the shocker all across the land
Its time to raise your hands and salute
The movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this at school
So pay attention here
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah
Here it comes!
Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too
Extra Extra, read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new
Now If you're having trouble
Just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up 'cause it's
Easier to get it deeper in
In her hole till she screams
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who's
Been using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown
When ya do too much booger sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
And spread the shocker all across the land
Its time to raise your hands and salute
The movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this at school
So pay attention here
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom
Or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker, yeah
Here it comes!
Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too