Steel Panther - Walk of Shame lyrics

Nine in the morning, who's singin the blues
In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes
With a handprint on your ass in
The shape of a bruise

Puke on your hand as you reach for the door
Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor
You take one more sip as the
Concierge calls you a whore

No wonder then, every weekend is the same
Your vagina's still eighteen
Baby, stand up tall and walk
That walk of shame that walk of shame

Go on, girl!

Sun coming up, side of the road
You stumble from the bus all covered in load
Take a dump in the alley in the
Spot where your car got towed

Your friends all left, four hours before
Ran out of coke, went looking for more
While you were doing ass to mouth
On the tour bus floor

No wonder then
Every one night stand's the same
It's the "hide that sausage game"
Baby, smile real big and walk
That walk of shame walk of shame!

Baby, suckin' lots of dick is
So rock n' roll!
Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll!
Don't have to be a fireman to ride the pole!
No amount of respect is gonna save your soul!

When many moons pass, your tit's grow long
But your pussy don't ever
Stop craving the dong
Now a bunch of old folks
Gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong

You grab a couple ol rockers, have a ménage
Your beat up old tit's, get a cum barrage
While Satchel and Stix do the walk
Out of Lexxi's mom's garage

Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll!
Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll!
She takes 5 inches up in every hole!
She likes to rock n' roll on
That rock n' roll poll, yeah

In the DP hall of fame
For Stix and Satchel it's worth
That walk of shame

Put your guy-liner on and walk
That walk of shame that walk of shame
Yeah, oh yeah, baby don't complain
Just walk that walk of shame