Sun Kil Moon - The Ottawa Bluesfest Song (Live in Toronto) lyrics

The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest
They're coming to arrest me oh, no

You know the tickets ain't cheap
And the weather ain't nice
And when my stage collapses
I don't think I'll survive that night

Cause they're emailing me about
Carrots and celery backstage
Every single night and it's driving
Me totally fucking insane
Those inbreds who work for the promoter, man
He's got a pet cat who's his biggest fan
The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest
They're coming to arrest me oh, no

Cause they're emailing me about
Directions to the stage
Twenty times a day and it's
Driving me totally fucking insane
These inbreds who work for the promoter, man
A thunderstorm's coming and he's still
Wearing his Ray Bans
He tries to sleep but he's wide awake
Worrying about lawsuit's and
The noise complaints
He takes all your money and vacations in Rome
While Cheap Trick cancels and flies home
Yet they persecute me, the Ottawa Sun
The guy who does the interviews there is
His mom and her brother's son
Yet he persecutes me in his tabloid reports
He's the Ottawa Sun's best little whore

Cause they're emailing me about
Guest lists and such
Every single fucking day as if I give a fuck

The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest
They're coming to arrest me oh, no

But the Toronto shows are run
By really smart folks
And the Vancouver shows are also
Run by really smart folks
And the Victoria shows are run
By super old folks
And I love the lobster rolls
And the Canadian east coast
And I love maple donuts at Tim Hortons
And I love watching comedies with Seth Rogen
And I like Neil Peart
He's from St catharines
And I like the hookers on Jarvis Street
Thank you for asking
I love George Chuvalo, he's from Toronto
And Donny Lalonde is from Canada, too
You know and Arturo Gatti is from Montreal
But Alanis Morissette is from the
Worst Canadian city of all

The city of Ottawa is run by inbreds
The city of Ottawa is run by inbreds
The city of Ottawa is coming
To put me in jail oh, no

The city of Ottawa is run by inbreds
The city of Ottawa is run by inbreds
The city of Ottawa is coming to arrest me
Oh, no

The Ottawa Sun is also run by inbreds
The Ottawa Sun is also run by inbreds
The Ottawa Sun is also run by inbreds oh, no
But, I love Fredericton and I love Halifax
I'm gonna tell you once more
That these are the facts

The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest is run by inbreds
The Ottawa Bluesfest
They're coming to arrest me oh, no