Sun Kil Moon - War on Drugs: Suck My Cock lyrics

We were on up stage
I heard a classic drum fill
Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill
It was getting pretty loud
I asked who it was
A guy in a raincoat shouted back
"They're called 'War On Drugs!'"
It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock
I said, "This next song's called 'The War On
Drugs Can Suck My Cock'"

Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs
Suck my cock, War On Drugs suck my cock

We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill
To a bunch of drunk hillbillies
And it swelled like swill
The microphones didn't work
The staff couldn't give a fuck
The crowd was getting out of hand and I
Told them all to shut the fuck up

All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up
All you rednecks, shut the fuck up

Someone got offended and wrote
A piece of crap
Some spoiled bitch, rich kid, blogger brat
And posted some graffiti done
By some half-wit who thought my actual name
Was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb shit

Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself
Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself

I met War On Drugs tonight
And they're pretty nice
But their hair's long and greasy
Hope they don't have lice
I heard them do their soundcheck
Next to The Byrds
They're definitely the whitest band
I've ever fucking heard

The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs
The whitest band I've ever heard
Is War On Drugs

Playing the Fillmore tonight and
It's sold out
Bridge and tunnel people are people, too
This is their big night out
Smoke a joint with their buddies on
Their way in their cars
They're going to rock out tonight to
Some beer commercial lead guitar

Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em
Some War On Drugs
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some

War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock

War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac
War On Drugs loves Mellencamp
War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer
War On Drugs made three albums
Took 'em nine fucking years! (Applause)

War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
War On Drugs, suck my cock
"Guess it's gonna just fade out"