The Axis of Awesome - In The Club Tonight lyrics
[The Axis of Awesome - In The Club Tonight lyrics]
Hey everybody, everybody in the club tonight
I'm gonna talk a little bit
In an exotic accent everybody
Can't really tell where it's from, everybody
For the dance music y'all
Here's the black guy (yeah bling Bling)
Paid thirty dollars to get into this place
Can't even see your hand in
Front of your face
Shoulder to shoulder with a
Bunch of sweaty guys
Push on through them when we catch her eye
You say I like you (What?)
You say I want you (What?)
But she can't hear you (What?)
So she ignores you (What?)
And the the bass drops out
Because the chorus is near
Oh we don't need no rhymes and
We don't write no words
So we say Yo, Yo and you say Yo, Yo
And then the build up starts to
The same bit from before
But with the bass back in so
You can dance some more
And it gets higher and louder
And higher and louder, and higher and louder
Till the chorus comes in
But this bit always tricks you
Yo, Yo yo, Yo
See it's easy to remember and
It's easy to learn
That's why people call it catchy when
They mean that it's terrible
The chorus has no words, we only singing Yo
It's not even English, sing along, here we go
So we sing Yo, Yo and you sing Yo, Yo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Took half an hour just to get to the bar
That fifty dollars didn't go very far
Some drunken douche bag knocks your
Drink to the ground
You spent an hour trying to buy this round
Your roommate texts you
He's not here anymore
He needs the place tonight
He's gone home to score
Trapped in this sauna and there's
Smoke in your eyes
Try to convince yourself that you've
Had a good time
So you sing Yo, Yo and we sing Yo, Yo
We sing it over & over & over
& over & over & over
& over & over & over & over &
Over & over & over & over
And now they're playing Dubstep!
Yo, Yo yo, Yo
Everybody in club come on and let
Me hear you say Whoa (Whoa)
All the ladies in club whose
Feet really hurt say Oww (Oww)
If you're sitting in the corner cos
You drank too much say Blurgh (Blurgh)
If you snuck into the club
Cuz you're 17 say nothing ()
You know the word
Yo, Yo yeah dancing
Yo, Yo whoa it's nearly midnight
Yo, Yo
All right that's it the
Club's closed everybody out!
I'm gonna talk a little bit
In an exotic accent everybody
Can't really tell where it's from, everybody
For the dance music y'all
Here's the black guy (yeah bling Bling)
Paid thirty dollars to get into this place
Can't even see your hand in
Front of your face
Shoulder to shoulder with a
Bunch of sweaty guys
Push on through them when we catch her eye
You say I like you (What?)
You say I want you (What?)
But she can't hear you (What?)
So she ignores you (What?)
And the the bass drops out
Because the chorus is near
Oh we don't need no rhymes and
We don't write no words
So we say Yo, Yo and you say Yo, Yo
And then the build up starts to
The same bit from before
But with the bass back in so
You can dance some more
And it gets higher and louder
And higher and louder, and higher and louder
Till the chorus comes in
But this bit always tricks you
Yo, Yo yo, Yo
See it's easy to remember and
It's easy to learn
That's why people call it catchy when
They mean that it's terrible
The chorus has no words, we only singing Yo
It's not even English, sing along, here we go
So we sing Yo, Yo and you sing Yo, Yo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Took half an hour just to get to the bar
That fifty dollars didn't go very far
Some drunken douche bag knocks your
Drink to the ground
You spent an hour trying to buy this round
Your roommate texts you
He's not here anymore
He needs the place tonight
He's gone home to score
Trapped in this sauna and there's
Smoke in your eyes
Try to convince yourself that you've
Had a good time
So you sing Yo, Yo and we sing Yo, Yo
We sing it over & over & over
& over & over & over
& over & over & over & over &
Over & over & over & over
And now they're playing Dubstep!
Yo, Yo yo, Yo
Everybody in club come on and let
Me hear you say Whoa (Whoa)
All the ladies in club whose
Feet really hurt say Oww (Oww)
If you're sitting in the corner cos
You drank too much say Blurgh (Blurgh)
If you snuck into the club
Cuz you're 17 say nothing ()
You know the word
Yo, Yo yeah dancing
Yo, Yo whoa it's nearly midnight
Yo, Yo
All right that's it the
Club's closed everybody out!