The Axis of Awesome - The Holy Trinity lyrics
[The Axis of Awesome - The Holy Trinity lyrics]
Woo hoo, hoo woo hoo, hoo
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
God is all around us and he exists as three
Father, the son and the holy ghost
The Holy Trinity
O-o-o oh, the Holy Trinity
God made the heavens and the earth
In just under a week
And Jesus taught upon the mound
Blessed are the meek
The Holy Ghost is everywhere - he's
A ghost so he can fly o-o-o oh
And he haunts churches late at night
Woo hoo, hoo woo hoo, hoo
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
God will punish those who sin
Jesus died, for the win
The Holy Ghost delivers presents to
Children everywhere on Christmas Eve woo hoo
What?
What? Sorry, hang on lee? Lee? Lee lee! Dude
Lee lee? What?
That's Santa Claus it's Father Christmas
Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost
Come on
Well, what does the holy ghost do, then?
(sigh) well, he's, like a ghost-
Yes right, so he can fit through chimneys
Yes, and what?
And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh!
Wait, no! Jordan- hm?
Sorry, that is also Santa and for
Some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's
Very simple look, the Holy Ghost is
The spiritual embodiment of God, on earth
What does that mean?
Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does
What's his job?
Ah, forg- look, he- erm well! He's a ghost
Right? Hm hmm
So he can probably fly that's what I said
Yeah, we- erm he got me
That bike for Christmas?
No, that's Santa Claus
Yeah, probably is, actually
Yeah, well let's narrow it down
Is he a good ghost
Like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or
A weird touchy ghost
Like a Patrick Swayze pottery
Ghost? They're very different
I don't know i've never though about it
Yeah, he might be more of a
Bruce Willis ghost, you know
He doesn't actually know that he's a ghost
I'm sorry, what?
He just thinks he's a man and
What? Bruce Willis was a ghost?
(sighs) Thank you so much for
Ruining Die Hard for me
Sorry, look, I think I've got it
He's definitely a good ghost
Because he did good deeds on earth
Like what? Such as?
(sighs) Well, he entered Mary
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost
What? What are you talking
About? It was fantastic!
He entered Mary, he got her pregnant
She gave birth to Jesus! It was a miracle!
Right so he's a sex offender ghost?
Yeah, that is a spectral rapist
No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os
She didn't even know about it, so- oh
Woo hoo, hoo woo hoo, hoo
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
You can see God around us every day
In the flowers and the trees
And if you see Jesus Christ
He'll cure your disease
But, if you see the Holy Ghost
Call the cops without delay
If he offers you a chocolate bar
Say no and run away
O-o-o oh, say no and run away woo hoo, hoo!
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
God is all around us and he exists as three
Father, the son and the holy ghost
The Holy Trinity
O-o-o oh, the Holy Trinity
God made the heavens and the earth
In just under a week
And Jesus taught upon the mound
Blessed are the meek
The Holy Ghost is everywhere - he's
A ghost so he can fly o-o-o oh
And he haunts churches late at night
Woo hoo, hoo woo hoo, hoo
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
God will punish those who sin
Jesus died, for the win
The Holy Ghost delivers presents to
Children everywhere on Christmas Eve woo hoo
What?
What? Sorry, hang on lee? Lee? Lee lee! Dude
Lee lee? What?
That's Santa Claus it's Father Christmas
Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost
Come on
Well, what does the holy ghost do, then?
(sigh) well, he's, like a ghost-
Yes right, so he can fit through chimneys
Yes, and what?
And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh!
Wait, no! Jordan- hm?
Sorry, that is also Santa and for
Some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's
Very simple look, the Holy Ghost is
The spiritual embodiment of God, on earth
What does that mean?
Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does
What's his job?
Ah, forg- look, he- erm well! He's a ghost
Right? Hm hmm
So he can probably fly that's what I said
Yeah, we- erm he got me
That bike for Christmas?
No, that's Santa Claus
Yeah, probably is, actually
Yeah, well let's narrow it down
Is he a good ghost
Like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or
A weird touchy ghost
Like a Patrick Swayze pottery
Ghost? They're very different
I don't know i've never though about it
Yeah, he might be more of a
Bruce Willis ghost, you know
He doesn't actually know that he's a ghost
I'm sorry, what?
He just thinks he's a man and
What? Bruce Willis was a ghost?
(sighs) Thank you so much for
Ruining Die Hard for me
Sorry, look, I think I've got it
He's definitely a good ghost
Because he did good deeds on earth
Like what? Such as?
(sighs) Well, he entered Mary
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost
What? What are you talking
About? It was fantastic!
He entered Mary, he got her pregnant
She gave birth to Jesus! It was a miracle!
Right so he's a sex offender ghost?
Yeah, that is a spectral rapist
No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os
She didn't even know about it, so- oh
Woo hoo, hoo woo hoo, hoo
Woo hoo, hoo, hoo whoo, hoo, hoo
You can see God around us every day
In the flowers and the trees
And if you see Jesus Christ
He'll cure your disease
But, if you see the Holy Ghost
Call the cops without delay
If he offers you a chocolate bar
Say no and run away
O-o-o oh, say no and run away woo hoo, hoo!