The Dirtball - Moonshine Rhyme lyrics

This is my moonshine rhyme
You know I stay drunk most all of the time
I say goodbye to the world and I guzzle again
Kick back, relax drinking with my friends

Here’s a seat, sit down and have a drink
Vibe with me for a moment
Taste and tell me what you think
I love liquor, love beer
Wine gets me almost there
But the shine from the moon
Makes a rainy sky clear
No matter what you get me
Through the dark times
Only damn problem is that I
Do love her too much can’t put her down
Always there for me in the clutch
Ain’t no wrong about it, keep it strong
I know that I must
She the goods, need the perfection
The perfect selection
Crafted by my hand and you
Won’t see no protesting
Cause all the neighbours know I
Make a mean batch
They swill it down the hatch
And I politely say

Friends and family take a shot for me
Toast to good times, thank God with me
Pour one up for those that passed away
Have a couple more, we getting drunk today

Everyday’s a Friday, the Saturdays are my day
Make the magic potion, really stock my supply
Why would I lie? I speak easy at my speakeasy
But, you can’t order what
The other saloons provide
It don’t compare to what I’m cracking off
Now I stare
Ain’t no pill, try to feel copping the high
This is the real deal, be no faking
Surrounded by the souls of the
Desert where I forever reside
We never die, we staying pickled to the pores
Slowly functioning
Sharing all the good times of yores
? pretending? tall tale sipping
We ain’t tripping