The Dirtball - No Cops lyrics

"Uh, yeah we got a suspicious
Character driving a car
Uhm, I think he looks suspicious uhm
He's done nothing wrong, but uhm
I’mma pull him over anyway over"

Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays

Yo, don’t look at me
Look at the cops on every single corner
Drive slow with the upon ya
Don't wanna pass, 'cause they wanna surprise
Look at the vessels that be broken in my eyes
Bloodshot, better than a transfusion
They wanna ruin your life, no illusion
So I repeat "Fuck the police"
And everybody down with'em we gotta get'em
(Get'em, get'em, get'em, get’em, get’em)
(What's that smell?)

Cops are not my friends
They won’t let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays

Yo, who the fuck smells pig in the room?
I smell a porkroast coming
And it's already noon
And I really don't like the
Oinks I’ve been hearin' paranoid, sketched
And the cops I've been fearin'
Boltin' on another gear
Runnin' for the border
55 pounds of sound up in the trunk
45 pounds of weed they call Skunk
Stuffed up under the hood, they never once
Questioned anybody 'til they found a joint
Then the little piggy finger began to point
Then the little piggy finger began to point
(Look at the cops, silly motherfucker)
"Well, that's about all weed son
You're going to jail"

Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays

I'm runnin', I'm runnin' away from the cops
Hear that? That's the sound of the police
On the way to catch you in the act of
Burnin', put it out, hide the piece
Everybody duck down, that'll be the least
That you gotta worry 'bout
Throw away the gun if you see the lights
Well then you're already done
Hasta la vista, baby
The cops got your tongue now, lady

"You, you, you getting pulled over"
"What? What the fuck did I do? Oh, dude
I got warrants man, I can't get
Pulled over fuck this, i'm outta here"
(One, two, three, four)

Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
All the way to heaven

Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win i will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays