The Gregory Brothers, Nicholas Megalis - Bang the President lyrics

Everybody wants to bang the president
Bang the president it's fun
For all the Republicans ebola, Obama
Ebama, Obola bang the president
ISIS,  Obama oBISIS, Isama

Crimea, Obama obea,  Crimama
Bang the president, it's easy
Bang the president, make him squeal
All of you want to go
Out and bang the president
We have to be true, we have to be great
We have to bang the president every day
The, uh, you don't want it all
In just one big bang, the, uh
I would enjoy havin' some
Bourbon with Mitch McConnell
I don't know what his preferred drink is
The president would like to
Know your preferred drink
Bourbon, bourbon whiskey
Is a distinctive product
And is unlike other types of beverages
Bourbon (Bourbon)
Bourbon whiskey (Bourbon whiskey)
I rise to take an active
Role in promoting bourbon
Bourbon has recognition
Bourbon has depth of flavor
Bourbon has an American spirit
Let's hear it for bourbon (Bourbon)
Bourbon whiskey (Bourbon whiskey)
The drink it'self is named
For Bourbon County, kentucky

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader
What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury?
It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet
This tweet, this original tweet
This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be
The tweet that sparked everything
The tweet that made us think he was dead

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as a loaf of bread
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al-
But right now nothing has happened
The machines, the machines
Have taken people away from reality
Some Americans don't know anything anything
They're lost in cyberspace
Creating phony worlds in which
They can escape

Yeah, the machines and the
Humans in love forever
Like you and me on TV bein' angry together
Oh i'll always be there for you when
You've got some yellin' to do
Then people watch it on their machines
That good old-fashioned tube

Aren't the president and Eric Holder
Responsible for violence in Ferguson?
Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely
Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Wait, what about the homicide?
Or the long history
Of institutional discrimination?
Bang the president, it's fun
I mean, it's fun! It's easy!
I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky
Literally bourbon whiskey
Oh bourbon
Bourbon whiskey it's fun, bang the president
I love gettin' hugs bang the president
It was a tweet the machines
This tweet, this original tweet the machine
This tweet, this original tweet
Obama, Benghazi benbama, Oghazi

Bang the president
Buy him dinner! Take him home!
If you're both in the mood when you're alone
Bourbon whiskey better than Patrón
Bourbon whiskey abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
All the Republicans bang the President