The Gregory Brothers, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Vermin Supreme, Newt Gingrich, John Stossel - Get Money, Turn Gay lyrics

And now
We will hear a two minute closing statement
From, uh, Vermin Supreme
I'll be accompanying you on my Strat!
Let’s see

My name is Vermin vermin Supreme
And you can vote you can vote for me
For president, if you want
And my name is Vermin and, uh, okay

Do you still stand by your pony pledge?

Yes I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas
One more thing
Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay

He's turning gay! Turning gay!
Woo woo! (thank you, alright, okay)
Turning turning turning turning turning gay

And all the un-gay is melting away!

He's turning gay! Turning gay! Woo woo!

Not a single straight gene in his DNA, cause

He’s urning turning turning
Turning turning gay
Turning turning turning turning turning gay
Turning turning turning turning turning gay

Our instincts say everybody should vote
But some people are dumb
And they shouldn't vote
The kids are not paying attention

Yeah, on election day
Give 'em detention woo!

This endless cheerleading
Let's go to the rock concerts
Register the kids

All the kids are so
(stupid, stupid dumb stupid)

Speaker Gingrich
You proposed kids work as janitors?

You could hire thirty-something kids for
The price of one janitor
Those kids would get money cash money
Light janitorial duty get money
Work in the cafeteria cash money
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more
I'mma help poor people learn how to get a job
I'mma, I'mma help poor people
Learn how to get

That money that cash (that cash) get money
Get a stash (get a stash) get that money
That cash get money (all the money)
Get a whole damn stash
That money (that money)
That cash (that cash) get money (get money)
Get a stash (get a stash)
Get that money (that money)
That cash (that cash)
Get cash, money money cash, money money cash!