The Gregory Brothers, Joe Biden, Jim Nantz , Robert Gates , Newt Gingrich - March Madness. Economic Woes. Pentagon Budget Cuts. lyrics

Mr gingrich, what do you think about Obama
Wanting to cut down on
Nuclear weapons? In the key of C and go!

Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous
To have a fantasy foreign policy
And it can get you in enormous trouble

What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy
And I live in the sea!

We must re balance this
Department's programs in
Order to institutionalize and
Finance our capabilities

Yeah, forget about the jets
Use our super soakers, get Al-Quaeda wet

Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday
Night! Another convincing Carolina victory

Ooh, that's cool
But it ain't time to pop the Hennessy

Michigan State: heading to the
National championship game
Your team responded late here, coach
How did you do it?

Three words: Vi-ag ra

There will continue to be job losses
The remainder of this year
The question is will they continually go down
Before they begin to rebound?
(Before they begin to rebound
Will they go do do do down?
Before they begin to rebound)

And now it's my pleasure to present
The 2009 National Championship Trophy
To Coach Roy Williams and the
North Carolina Tar Heels!

You can just tell the unity
You had it's something very
Special and we saw it on the floor tonight

Oh yeah
Michigan thought we was playing some football
Lions' stadium they played like the Lions
Throwing interceptions on the first down
Watching us dunk on their
Ass going home cryin'

Congratulations, Wayne i know
You're emotional talk
About what this feels like

Feels great, you know
You never know what this feeling feels like
Until you experience it
It's something that you really can't explain

Yeah, yeah you know you can
Never explain the unexplainable
(yeah, yeah - yeah, believe in your dreams)

Auto Tune the News
(auto tune the news) Auto Tune the
News (auto tune the news)
Tragedy sounds better auto tuned

Ok, so so you're saying you like
(So you but, you like oh)
You like the double interview? You like
Both of us asking questions
(At the same time you know more)
Is it, is it distracting?
(He i think he likes it the double interview)
Yeah double two (Two)
Two times as good (Ten times)
Ten times as good with two people (yeah)
Three people including you (yeah yeah)