The Gregory Brothers, Pat Collins, Nedra Brantley - Mike, Change Your Ways lyrics

It's the windshield
BOOM, BOOM, and, BOOM
As you can see
That vandal badly damaged the car
And spray painted the words "Mike is
A cheater" all over the vehicle
And the veteran who owns the car told us
She has no idea who Mike is!

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike
I don't know who you are
I don't know where you are
But you may, but you may wanna start
Changing your WAYS
(Change, change your ways)
Or changing your NAME
(change, change your name)
Cheater, cheater, "Mike is a cheater"
On Nedra's car today
Mike, you know you can change
Mike, you know you can change

Let's get this straight from the start
Is your name Mike? No, it's not
Have you gone out with somebody
Named Mike? I have not
Do you KNOW anybody named Mike? I do not
Tell me what went through your
Heart? Oh my gosh
I... I screamed, I screamed
So what did the cops say? It's
A case of mistaken identity
And what do you say? Same thing
It's not just the words -
It's the driver side mirror
It's the windshield - BOOM BOOM, and BOOM
Side windows sprayed here
And there and there
What did the insurance company say?
They're taking care of it
I'm very happy, I have USAA

Mike, Mike... Mike, Mike!
Mike, Mike... MIKE!
Mike, mike, mike, mike
Mike... I don't know who you are
I don't know where you are
But you may
But you may wanna start changing your ways
Change, change your ways
Or changing your name
Change, change your name
Cheater, cheater, "Mike is a cheater"
On Nedra's car today
Mike, you know you can change
MIKE, Mike, you know you can change
MIKE
Mike, you know you can change

In Northeast, Pat Collins, News4
And SCHMOYHOHO (whooo)
SchmoYOho accent on the YO your life
Is better as a musical
Schmoyoho and everyone asks us what it means
It's just a reflection of your dreams
It shifts and changes with the wind
Bends space and time to it's every whim
Go chicken goOOOOOO