The Gregory Brothers, Nev Schulman, JonTron - Of Murder & Catfish lyrics

You said that women are better
Suited in the home

You would be much happier at
Home with a husband go home to a hunk

Is he for real? ‘Cause my brain is hurting

Women are pretending that they like working

You know who else pretends that work is fun?
Every single person since the world’s begun
And dude don’t you know what the truth is
Having babies and getting paid
Ain't mutually exclusive, no

Women earn less because they choose to

That makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu
Did you travel here in a time machine
I hate to tell you what’s
Gonna happen in 1919

I’m running for president
I’m running for president
I learned how to handle a gun
And I never thought about murdering someone
Murdering someone

Well, with an argument like that, I’m sold
Finally a candidate that we can all like
All the others tried to
Suffocate me last night in my bedroom
Hillary Clinton said, "Meet your doom"

I learned how to handle a fishing pole
(Great) So we could catch catfish
Catch catfish
We could catch catfish, catch catfish

The USDA has spent 20 million dollars
To set up the catfish office
Without inspecting a single catfish
I’m not making that up

What if a catfish ain’t really a catfish
It’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish
With a face like that who wouldn’t tap this
You’ll be horrified to find
Out it’s Daniel Radcliffe

I wouldn’t be horrified by that
Not a single smidgen

On the subject of Iraq

Yup

Knowing what we know now

Yup

Would you have authorized the invasion?

Yup, I would have

Nobody thought Hussein was a great guy
But i thought it was a
Mistake even at the time

Tom Brady, he’s handsome

But, I was asking about Medicaid expansion

Tom Brady, he’s wealthy

Your obsession with him is
Getting a little unhealthy

I think the punishment is too harsh

Are we still talking about Brady?

Tom Brady

This is getting too crazy

Tom Brady

I don’t think this interview is worth it

To me those balls are perfect

Tom Brady

The Patriot Act allows the police
To write their own warrants
There is no probable cause
They don’t have to be signed by a judge

But the police don’t have any flaws

If I’m gonna get arrested might
As well break some laws

Hey don’t murder anyone in my squad

Well, I guess he’s no Huckabee
And I won’t be voting for him

This catfish here this catfish here

So we could catch catfish

This catfish here

So we could catch

Tom Brady

Yup

He’s handsome

Shouldn’t you be a Jets fan?

Stay home with a husband

I learned how to handle a gun
And I never thought about murdering someone
(Never even thought about it)
I never thought about murdering someone
Murdering someone