The Gregory Brothers, Joe Biden - Spooky Time lyrics

It's spooky time

It's spooky time
My favorite time
When we can act a fool without a reason why
Spending my whole paycheck at
The Spirit Halloween
Dressing as a Fortnite
Default only half-ironically

Spooky time
A magic time
When 12-foot skeletons light up
Our yards at night
Wearing my MineCraft armor without
Need to clarify
So divine
It's spooky time

October is a darn tootin good time Jack
Except when that 1 neighbor totally
Refuses to hand out Milky
Ways because they think it's some
Kind of devil night
That's cringey
I'm not asking anybody
To abandon their principles
But I do think it's cringe, come on, man

It's spooky time
My favorite time
When humans go to war with all of pumpkinkind
Posting cosplay tiktoks
Even though I'm pushing 80
Put on my purple suit and say
"I'm the Jokah baby!"

Spooky time
A ghastly time
Don't kill my vibe with your
Low effort football guy
I hereby order handing out granola is a crime
So sublime
It's time
It's spooky time