The Gregory Brothers, Gaby Dunn, Allison Raskin - Trump vs. Macron - Songify the News 15 lyrics
[The Gregory Brothers, Gaby Dunn, Allison Raskin - Trump vs. Macron - Songify the News 15 lyrics]
HANDSHAKETOS
Let me move on to some rather serious matters
And that's Donald Trump shaking
Hands with Emmanuel Macron
HANDSHAKETOS
And this is a handshake that
Will shake the world
Instead of just other hands
That handshake between Macron and Trump-
Macron said "yeah, I was sending a message"
Their greeting could be described
As "screw you" in handshake form
I will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
Europe, Asia, should not have more
We'll be the cleanest - cleanest air
Cleanest water - cleanest here
Cleanest there
Europe, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
Climate change is one of the major issues
I wish to tell the United States
France believes in you
The world believes in you
- American friends -
Make our planet great again
(translated) What we have done
Has neither precedent
What we have done, nor equivalent
Neither precedent, nor equivalent
I'm very proud of people voting for hope -
The prime minister lost votes
That's enough to go
We look ahead and wait and see
What the results will be -
I know the country needs me
You're big, you're strong -
Why didn't you say, "Mr president
This is wrong"?
I was so stunned, by the conversation
I was fired because of
The Russian investigation
Son, it never occurred with
Either Bush or Obama
I had never experienced drama, no drama
Lordy, lordy, I hope there are tapes -
I was alone with the President
Of the United States
Trump chose to defame me and the FBI -
Those were lies, but the FBI will be fine
Will be fine the FBI will be fine, fine
The President of the United States said
"we had that thing"
I'd like to know what the
Hell that 'thing' is!
He was asking for something
And I was refusing
To give it - this confused me
This didn't improve the relationship the
Shifting explanation-ship
And he hoped I would stay longer
Said can you come over for dinner
And I said yes sir
Maybe other people would be stronger
I think it would intensely arouse me -
(record scratch) arouse my curiosity
Why do you think it is a good idea to give
3 trillion dollars in tax breaks
To the top 1%?
Because ordinary people are paying more -
No, ordinary people do not have a
Wealth of 128 billion dollars
Yes! Most of my friends and I
Only have a few million
Gasp I'm so sorry
You're going through a tough time!
Do you wanna crash on my yacht?
Oh, that would be great
Answer the question - why the rich
Are becoming much richer -
Like the Walton family - one guy there owns
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Why does a billionaire get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati?
Whoo! Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari
More income inequality
Like Robin Hood if Robin Hood
Was robbing some peasants
Just to give King John some
Gucci as a present
Like the Hunger Games
If President Snow hires Katniss
To go to District 12 and raise Peeta's taxes
Like Batman
If he told the city council he'd save
All of Gotham by lowering the minimum wage!
I'm late to the party but I
Dreamed the beat was dope, though
Let's get it started again
And one, two, three, go!
Why you gonna throw seniors
Off Meals on Wheels, baby?
Why you gonna throw children off Medicaid
Baby?
Why you gonna throw women and babies off WIC
Baby?
Then give a billionaire a massive tax break
Baby!
We don't cut Medicaid (SANDERS: No)
Meals on Wheels is not reduced
(SANDERS: Not true)
There's a small reduction -
(SANDERS: Not true)
The rich are becoming much richer
They get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati (Whoo)
Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari more income inequality
Like Oliver Twist, if Fagan was the good guy
He's a job creator and no orphans die - OH
Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari
American friends
Maserati, Ferrari
I hope there are tapes
Rati-Maserati, Ferrari
Asia, Europe
(Songify The News) Check out Allison and Gaby
(Songify The News) If you
Wanna be truly happy
(Everything sounds better in perfect
Tune) And you can
Get the track too if you want too
(Songify The News) And here's more Macron
Songify The News
Everything sounds better in perfect tune
Let me move on to some rather serious matters
And that's Donald Trump shaking
Hands with Emmanuel Macron
HANDSHAKETOS
And this is a handshake that
Will shake the world
Instead of just other hands
That handshake between Macron and Trump-
Macron said "yeah, I was sending a message"
Their greeting could be described
As "screw you" in handshake form
I will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
Europe, Asia, should not have more
We'll be the cleanest - cleanest air
Cleanest water - cleanest here
Cleanest there
Europe, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
Climate change is one of the major issues
I wish to tell the United States
France believes in you
The world believes in you
- American friends -
Make our planet great again
(translated) What we have done
Has neither precedent
What we have done, nor equivalent
Neither precedent, nor equivalent
I'm very proud of people voting for hope -
The prime minister lost votes
That's enough to go
We look ahead and wait and see
What the results will be -
I know the country needs me
You're big, you're strong -
Why didn't you say, "Mr president
This is wrong"?
I was so stunned, by the conversation
I was fired because of
The Russian investigation
Son, it never occurred with
Either Bush or Obama
I had never experienced drama, no drama
Lordy, lordy, I hope there are tapes -
I was alone with the President
Of the United States
Trump chose to defame me and the FBI -
Those were lies, but the FBI will be fine
Will be fine the FBI will be fine, fine
The President of the United States said
"we had that thing"
I'd like to know what the
Hell that 'thing' is!
He was asking for something
And I was refusing
To give it - this confused me
This didn't improve the relationship the
Shifting explanation-ship
And he hoped I would stay longer
Said can you come over for dinner
And I said yes sir
Maybe other people would be stronger
I think it would intensely arouse me -
(record scratch) arouse my curiosity
Why do you think it is a good idea to give
3 trillion dollars in tax breaks
To the top 1%?
Because ordinary people are paying more -
No, ordinary people do not have a
Wealth of 128 billion dollars
Yes! Most of my friends and I
Only have a few million
Gasp I'm so sorry
You're going through a tough time!
Do you wanna crash on my yacht?
Oh, that would be great
Answer the question - why the rich
Are becoming much richer -
Like the Walton family - one guy there owns
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Why does a billionaire get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati?
Whoo! Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari
More income inequality
Like Robin Hood if Robin Hood
Was robbing some peasants
Just to give King John some
Gucci as a present
Like the Hunger Games
If President Snow hires Katniss
To go to District 12 and raise Peeta's taxes
Like Batman
If he told the city council he'd save
All of Gotham by lowering the minimum wage!
I'm late to the party but I
Dreamed the beat was dope, though
Let's get it started again
And one, two, three, go!
Why you gonna throw seniors
Off Meals on Wheels, baby?
Why you gonna throw children off Medicaid
Baby?
Why you gonna throw women and babies off WIC
Baby?
Then give a billionaire a massive tax break
Baby!
We don't cut Medicaid (SANDERS: No)
Meals on Wheels is not reduced
(SANDERS: Not true)
There's a small reduction -
(SANDERS: Not true)
The rich are becoming much richer
They get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati (Whoo)
Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari more income inequality
Like Oliver Twist, if Fagan was the good guy
He's a job creator and no orphans die - OH
Maserati, Ferrari ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari
American friends
Maserati, Ferrari
I hope there are tapes
Rati-Maserati, Ferrari
Asia, Europe
(Songify The News) Check out Allison and Gaby
(Songify The News) If you
Wanna be truly happy
(Everything sounds better in perfect
Tune) And you can
Get the track too if you want too
(Songify The News) And here's more Macron
Songify The News
Everything sounds better in perfect tune