The Gregory Brothers - VP Debate Highlights Songified lyrics
[The Gregory Brothers - VP Debate Highlights Songified lyrics]
Biden
Ryan
Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change
Turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us
Do you think America should
Promote global peace?
Or should we chill out at home
With a bowl of frosted wheats?
We will not allow the Iranians
To get a nuclear weapon
They're moving fast toward a nuclear weapon
They're spinning the centrifuges faster
They don't have a weapon to put uranium into
They are not changing their mind
That's what we have to do
Is change their mind
You have to have the
Ayatollahs change their minds
What we don't wanna do is lose
The gains we got in Afghanistan
Fellas, we're leaving
We've trained you, we're leaving
We don't wanna give our allies
Reason to trust us less
Let's all calm down a little here
Step up
We've trained you, we're leaving
Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change
Turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us
Tell us how you'd straighten the budget out
And speak on an 8th grade level so
We know what you're talking about
They talk about this recession if it
Fell out of the sky
Like oh my goodness, where did it come from?
It came from this man voting to put
Two wars on a credit card
But we're going in the wrong direction
Look at where we are, barely limping along
Stop talking about how you care about people
Show me something, show me a policy
We face a very big choice
What kind of country are we going to be?
What kind of country are we
Going to give our kids?
What kind of country?
What kind of country?
My friend recently said thirty percent
Of the people are takers
These people are my mom and dad
These people are my neighbors
Time's up
Any last words?
Now's your final chance to
Get yourself heard
The counter works the same every year
It does work the same every year
It's warm or it's not
Ryan
Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change
Turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us
Do you think America should
Promote global peace?
Or should we chill out at home
With a bowl of frosted wheats?
We will not allow the Iranians
To get a nuclear weapon
They're moving fast toward a nuclear weapon
They're spinning the centrifuges faster
They don't have a weapon to put uranium into
They are not changing their mind
That's what we have to do
Is change their mind
You have to have the
Ayatollahs change their minds
What we don't wanna do is lose
The gains we got in Afghanistan
Fellas, we're leaving
We've trained you, we're leaving
We don't wanna give our allies
Reason to trust us less
Let's all calm down a little here
Step up
We've trained you, we're leaving
Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change
Turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us
Tell us how you'd straighten the budget out
And speak on an 8th grade level so
We know what you're talking about
They talk about this recession if it
Fell out of the sky
Like oh my goodness, where did it come from?
It came from this man voting to put
Two wars on a credit card
But we're going in the wrong direction
Look at where we are, barely limping along
Stop talking about how you care about people
Show me something, show me a policy
We face a very big choice
What kind of country are we going to be?
What kind of country are we
Going to give our kids?
What kind of country?
What kind of country?
My friend recently said thirty percent
Of the people are takers
These people are my mom and dad
These people are my neighbors
Time's up
Any last words?
Now's your final chance to
Get yourself heard
The counter works the same every year
It does work the same every year
It's warm or it's not