The Gregory Brothers, Chaz Smith - Water's Not Wet lyrics

To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the
Surface of that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the
Surface of that something
Can be removed

You get caught outside in the rain
You say, "Oh! My hair got wet!
Oh, now I gotta get it redid
Now now now I gotta get it redid! Oh!"
"Oh! My shoes got wet
Now I gotta let 'em sit outside
And dry"
You don't say that the ocean gets wet
It's just water

To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the
Surface of that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the
Surface of that something
Can be removed

Fire, right?
We know that it burns things, right?
But it's not in and of it'self burned
Right?
Water, right?
We know that it wets things, right?
But it's not in and of it'self wet, right?

To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the
Surface of that something
Can be removed

Water's not wet!
Water's not wet!
Water's not-water's not-water's not wet!