Tiffany Haddish, Will Arnett - Gotham City Guys lyrics

Oh great, more singin', right on time
Listen, Bruce who's Bruce? (Whoo)
It's nothin' personal (Whoa) it's just

I've dated men like you before and
You're just not my type (My type?)
Never around during the day
Only come out at night (That's right)
Emotionally wounded
Dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo)
Hangin' around with clowns
I don't need that in my life
I ain't Selina Kyle, I ain't no Vicky Vale
I was never into you even
When you were Christian Bale
I'm more of a Keaton guy myself
Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice

I'm just not into Gotham City guys
Well, yeah, we're flawed but that's what
Makes us so relatable
I'm just not into guys who can't fly
I can fly the Batwing can fly
Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
What is your type?
Kryptonian men are my kryptonite gross!
I'm just not into Gotham City guys

So what? You're not into me
I don't care but like, listen up
You're clearly (Whoo) just confused
Gotham dudes are the best we have deep manly
(Whoo) voices and insanely ripped pecs (Hey)
We're Affleck level hot
(Whoo) and we're Oprah level rich (Whoo)
With George Clooney level charm
And Val Kilmer lips we worked for our powers
(Whoo) 'cause we're self made men
We didn't just get them from the
Sun like an entitled alien

Go on one date with me
And you'll change your mind unsubscribe

I'm just not into Gotham City guys
Gimme a chance no thank you, hard pass
I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights
I used to wear tights, ask Adam West
I'm lookin' for a husband
Someone to share my crown
And Gotham men are playboys who
Would never settle down
Unlike other superheroes who are
Strong and not afraid
Of commitment and relationships
I won't name any names

But I'll give you a hint he's made of steel
And wears a red cape