Tiffany Haddish - Not Evil lyrics

Oh no, are we in a musical? Uh, hope not

Hello, friends
My name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
Don't worry
I'm totally not one of those evil queens
You've read about in fairy tales
Or seen in the movies
And there's no reason at all
To be suspicious of me

Not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know mmm-mm
Not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know i won't lie
It's actually very suspicious that
You're leading with this

I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive
Just want to help where I can
I wanna shower you with gifts
'cause I'm selfless and sweet
So there's no reason at all
To be suspicious of queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
The least evil queen in history
And if you do not believe me
I totally won't imprison your family
'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me

Not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know
Really? Because I'm getting super
Evil vibes here not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know

Benny, do you like spaceships? 'Cause
I think they are great
How'd you know that? Loving spaceships
Is my one defining trait!
Well now, my good friend
You can build the spaceship of your dreams
On your very own planet with
Your own spaceship-building team

Come on, do not fall for this wyldstyle!
Haven't you heard? There's no reason at
All to be suspicious of her

Not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know
Yeah, I know she keeps saying that
But she's clearly an evil queen
Not evil, not evil, no
The least evil person I know
Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it

MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship
That's so cruel
It's like a spider without a web
Or a queen without a fool
Even her metaphors are suspicious
I've got a surprise for you
A planet that's really a pirate ship
And the population: your crew
Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil

What about me?
Unikitty, what's the most glitter
You can imagine? A lot
Times that by infinity woohoo
And, Batman don't even try it, lady
I don't need anything oh, I know
That's why I'm going to give
You half of everything
Uh, like everything everything?
Everything everything
She's rad this chick gets me
Here's some other adjectives people
Use to describe me:
Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving
Unnasty you're clearly just adding 'un' to
Words that describe you who? Me?

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
I never trick people into trusting me
By hiding my true personalities
So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me

I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme
I never lie
And that wasn't a lie when I said
Just now that I never lie
'Cause I never lie and I
Never laugh when children cry
And I never poison enemies of mine
And I never cry when I'm alone at night
'Cause I'm not sad, I love my life
I'm gettin' off track
Let me get back to the point I was makin'

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
The most least evil person you'll ever meet
And if you make eye contact with me
I totally won't have you executed immediately
'Cause that'd be evil
(Evil) , evil (Evil) , evil
And that's so not me