Tim Minchin - I Still Call Australia... lyrics

I've been to cities that never close down
From New York to Rio and old London town
But no matter how far or how wide I roam
I still call Australia homophobic

I'm always traveling but wherever I stay
People love Aussies and they generally say
They think we're kind fun and funny
Tall, tanned and toned
And a little bit racist and a little bit
Homophobic
It's bad enough these pollie assholes
Pass discriminatory laws
Now we're forced to dance the plebiscite jig
But on the upside
This plebiscite might еnlighten us
At least we'll know еxactly how many Aussies
Are bigoted cunts (Yay, stats)

Someday, we'll all be together once more
Once they do their bloody jobs
And just change the fucking law
Then Carrie can marry Sally
And Ben can bone Tone in the marriage bed
In their Aussie home

So you can shove your
Cherry-picked Bible passage
Up your puckered bottom
Your attempt to keep Australia
In the past will be a failure
Because most of Australia ain't homophobic