Timmy the Dog, Tim Minchin - Weird About Rob lyrics
[Timmy the Dog, Tim Minchin - Weird About Rob lyrics]
Everybody’s weird about Rob and
Who can blame them?
He’s the kind of guy who’s grown a 5
O'clock shadow by 3: 30 in the afternoon
Everybody wants what he's got and
I'mm one of them
He’s the guy your girlfriend
Falls in love with
But you don’t mind you know it’s only human
To be weird about Rob
You and me and everybody’s weird about Rob
And you might try to be more like Robbie but
You won't be cos he’s too damn sexy
You’d need to have surgery
You’d need a second degree
You’d need to have sex in threes to be Robbie
Everybody’s weird about Rob and
Who can blame them?
He’s the kind of guy who makes an off hand
Comment and everybody leaps to write it down
Everybody thinks he's a god and
I'm one of them
He’s got hands like a piano virtuoso and
A jaw like a Hollywood movie star
That’s why I'm weird about Rob
You and me and everybody's weird about Rob
And you might try to be more like Robbie
But you won't be I know, I’ve tried
Trust me you'd need to earn 80 G
You'd have to know more about tea
You'd have to try harder than me
And read philosophy and shop organically
And have perfect cheekbones to be Robbie
Who can blame them?
He’s the kind of guy who’s grown a 5
O'clock shadow by 3: 30 in the afternoon
Everybody wants what he's got and
I'mm one of them
He’s the guy your girlfriend
Falls in love with
But you don’t mind you know it’s only human
To be weird about Rob
You and me and everybody’s weird about Rob
And you might try to be more like Robbie but
You won't be cos he’s too damn sexy
You’d need to have surgery
You’d need a second degree
You’d need to have sex in threes to be Robbie
Everybody’s weird about Rob and
Who can blame them?
He’s the kind of guy who makes an off hand
Comment and everybody leaps to write it down
Everybody thinks he's a god and
I'm one of them
He’s got hands like a piano virtuoso and
A jaw like a Hollywood movie star
That’s why I'm weird about Rob
You and me and everybody's weird about Rob
And you might try to be more like Robbie
But you won't be I know, I’ve tried
Trust me you'd need to earn 80 G
You'd have to know more about tea
You'd have to try harder than me
And read philosophy and shop organically
And have perfect cheekbones to be Robbie