Timmy the Dog, Tim Minchin - Miracle Elixir lyrics
[Timmy the Dog, Tim Minchin - Miracle Elixir lyrics]
Excellent, a beverage groovy as a mixer
Compliments the popcorn when you're
Hanging at the flicks
Drink it with your shirt off
It'll help you pick up chicks
Coca-cola, miracle elixir
Give it to your granny if
She’s feeling kinda sick
Drink it by the gallon
It's guaranteed to fix her
Coca-cola miracle elix-
Everybody knows they have a
Right to their opinion
Advertising never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Everybody knows that
Everybody knows that there is
Only one real cola i watch telly every day
A can of coke is as good as a holiday
Coca-cola helps you to relax
Coca-cola gives you better sex
Coca-cola never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Coke is known to every known race
Coke is advertised in outer space
I thank God for coke when I say grace
Everybody knows they have a
Right to their opinion
Advertising never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Everybody knows that