Tim Minchin, Bailey Ryon, John Arthur Greene, Lesli Margherita & Phillip Spaeth, Original Broadway Cast of Matilda - Miracle, Pt. 3 lyrics

Oh, my undercarriage doesn't
Feel quite normal
My skin looks just revolting in this foul
Fluorescent light
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal
Semi-Spanish gown i should be wearing in
The semi-finals tonight!

I should be dancing the Tarentella
Qui mon fella Italiano
Not dressed in hospital cotton
With an owchie front bottom and this –

Miracle!

Horrible –

Miracle!

Smelly little –

The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen!

I can't find his frank 'n' beans!

Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely

My mummy says I'm a miracle

The chances of existence
Almost infinitely small

My daddy says I'm his special little guy

The most common thing in life is life –

Hup, two, four, free!

And yet, every single life every new life
Is a miracle! Miracle!
Miracle!

My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc
Chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer
For a miracle like me
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as
Shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical
But, it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle, a miracle
A miracle as

My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm
My daddy says I'm a bore
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
That kids like me should be against the law
My daddy says I should learn
To shut my pie-hole
No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me
Mum says I'm a good
Case for population control
Dad says I should watch more TV