Tim Minchin - Pope Song lyrics

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
He's a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker
He's a total fucking fucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fucking fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you
Motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker
Who's a kiddie fucker fuck you
You're no better than
The motherfucking rapist

And if you don't like the swearing
That this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral
Or intellectual paucity then fuck you
Motherfucker - this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross
About fuckers fucking boys

I don't give a fuck if
Calling the pope a motherfucker
Makes you unthinkingly brand me
An unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with
Other fucking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now
In fucking scriptural debate

There are other fucking songs
And there are other fucking ways
I'll be a religious apologist
On other fucking days but the fact remains
If you protect a single kiddie fucker
Then pope or prince or plumber
You're a fucking motherfucker

You see, I don't give a fuck
What any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and
His motherfucking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual
Beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on
The happiness of others

But, if you build your church on
Claims of fucking moral authority
And, with threats of hell
Impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers
Can expect some fucking wrath
When it turn out you've been fucking
Us in our motherfucking asses

So fuck the motherfucker
And fuck you motherfucker
If you're still a motherfucking papist
If he covered for a single
Motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck the motherfucker
He's as evil as the rapist
And if you look into your motherfucking

Heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking
Song offended you
With it's filthy fucking language
And it's fucking disrespect
If it made you feel angry
Go ahead and write a letter

But, if you find me more
Offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they
Were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me, motherfucker
This here is a fact: You are just as morally
Misguided as that motherfucking
Power hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the
Stupid fucking hat